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December 30, 2013 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm

$18

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.
First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I cannot abide useless people. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ …

If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

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Date:
December 30, 2013
Time:
8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Cost:
$18
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