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December 31, 2013
Army had half a day. I care deeply for nature. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. We just call it a sausage. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Let’s go be bad guys! I cannot abide useless people. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. How did your brain even learn human speech? I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back!
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary, my dear Watson. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.