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Brian Haavisto > Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.

June 25, 2014 @ 9:15 pm - June 26, 2014 @ 4:15 am

$76

Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!
Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Also? I can kill you with my brain.

Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Let’s go be bad guys!

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.

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Start:
June 25, 2014 @ 9:15 pm
End:
June 26, 2014 @ 4:15 am
Cost:
$76
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